October 26, 2005

By Steve Kluger

Yeah, yeah, yeah.  So the Red Sox were cursed when owner Harry Frazee sold Babe Ruth to the New York
Yankees, and the Cubs met the same fate when an overzealous ticket-taker offended somebody’s goat.

But let's not forget that in 1920, seven crooked members of the Chicago White Sox and one railroaded third
baseman—soon to be nicknamed the infamous Black Sox—were indicted by a grand jury for throwing the 1919
Fall Classic to the Cincinnati Reds.  Chicago's Sox, too, have remained in the World Series toilet ever since.

Perhaps no two man-made disasters have gripped the American conscience as much as the accidental sinking of
the RMS
Titanic in 1912 and the deliberate sinking of the Chicago White Sox seven years later.  "Say it ain't so,
Joe" and "If you build it, he will come" are but two examples of the iconic legacy left to us by seven uncommon
hustlers and one innocent also-ran.

However, as every kid learned from Sleeping Beauty, curses are inflicted only so that they might be broken when
virtue comes to the rescue.  Babe Ruth may have been a man of few principles, but he never held a grudge for
long—especially when he noted from his perch above (or wherever) that the Red Sox refused to roll over, no
matter how often they were machine-gunned by the odds or by Yankee nemesis Bucky F. Dent.  That's probably
why he chose to release the penance-winning Sox from their misery in 2004.

Similarly, though the Cubs have a more difficult road to travel—how do you make amends to a dead goat?—the
time will come when even that vindictive pet will bleat, "What the hell," and allow October corks to pop in the
Wrigley Field clubhouse.

The White Sox, however, are in a league of their own.

If literature hasn't produced a poem about 1919 club owner Charles Comiskey, that's only because "cheap son-of-
a-bitch" doesn't lend itself to iambic pentameter.  Comiskey was enough of a pinch-penny to bench 29-game
winner Eddie Cicotte for the remainder of the season so that he wouldn't have to cough up a 30-win bonus.  
Enough said.

No wonder Sox ringleaders Chick Gandil and Swede Risberg were willing to cut a deal to fix the Series in
exchange for a fraction of the loot that Comiskey should have been paying them all along.  And it wasn't just for
the cash, either:  Frontier justice has always been a peculiarly American source of pride—particularly to those
who've been routinely shafted for playing it straight.

But not in baseball.  Never in baseball.  No matter how ripe the grievance, the seven Chicago players dishonored
not only themselves, but the rest of us as well.  Suddenly our game was dirty, our morals were soiled, and it was
going to take a lot more than a rinse cycle from a grand jury to remove the stain.

The ripples set off by the Black Sox didn't fade with them:  Baseball's owners banded together for the first time in
1920 as a formidable enemy to their players in order to tighten the despicable reserve clause—a plantation-
master's concept of human property that had been shown the door by the Emancipation Proclamation 58 years
earlier, but wouldn't be squashed by baseball for another 55.

The Black Sox also introduced the game's first commissioner—Kenesaw Mountain Landis—a racist and anti-
Semite who literally had to die before an African-American was admitted to the majors, and who gave permission
late in the 1938 season for American League pitchers to walk Detroit slugger Hank Greenberg whenever possible
so that the Babe's home run record wouldn’t be broken by a Jew.

Landis fostered the kind of morality that rewarded a twisted psychotic like Ty Cobb with the Hall of Fame (even
though Cobb was noted for climbing into the stands and beating a disabled heckler senseless), while banning
from baseball a company man like Buck Weaver, Chicago’s Eighth Man Out, who ate dirt like it was ground round
and whose only crime in 1919 was rejecting any part in the fix—without ratting on his teammates in the process.

These are the spoils that the 2005 White Sox have inherited.

Even though they may be ahead in the Series, they still don't deserve a post-season, not yet.  Too much has
been swept under the rug, and whining about not having been world champs since 1917 isn't exactly the highway
to heaven.  That takes the kind of teamwork that went out of style with carbohydrates, a modest injection of
whatever it is that passes for sportsmanship these days, a genuine affection from the front office and the fans for
the boys in Chicago uniforms, and at least one anonymous kid on the South Side who wants nothing more than to
grow up to be a White Sock.  (It might also help if they changed the current color of their footwear from black to
just about anything else.)

Once that happens, they'll find themselves in a World Series that really means something—probably a re-match
with the Reds.  They'll lose, of course (they must), but at least they'll do it honestly this time.  After that, a Series
trophy will be theirs for the asking.  Know why?  Because karmic debts must always be repaid in kind. And in full.

Just ask any goat.