An historically accurate comedy of manners
    set on board the Titanic that finds nine people
    who have absolutely no business knowing one
    another crossing paths in the first class smoking
    lounge during the two hours between "Iceberg,
    dead ahead" and "A lifejacket? Young man, those
    who wear burlap with pearls deserve whatever
    happens to them!"

    Read a sample of the script HERE.

    See information about production rights
    (available from Samuel French, Inc.) HERE.