TRAVIS: I think I have a fever.
GORDO: So who told you to stand under a freezing cold shower at three o’clock in the morning? Didn’t he notice your lips were turning blue?
TRAVIS: You just don’t understand.
GORDO: Don’t I? Travis, if you’d taken Trig with me like I asked you to, you’d know by now that it doesn’t matter if you like boys instead of girls because the formulas are all the same.
TRAVIS: I never said I like boys!
GORDO: Ever beat off to Penthouse?
TRAVIS: No.
GORDO: Ever collect baseball cards?
TRAVIS: No.
GORDO: How old is Barbra Streisand?
TRAVIS: 36. Three weeks ago.
GORDO: What do you need