{"id":58,"date":"2021-04-04T11:13:14","date_gmt":"2021-04-04T11:13:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stevekluger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/books-albil-3.jpg"},"modified":"2021-04-04T12:26:58","modified_gmt":"2021-04-04T12:26:58","slug":"books-albil-3","status":"inherit","type":"attachment","link":"https:\/\/stevekluger.com\/index.php\/books\/books-albil-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Almost Like Being in Love"},"author":1,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"description":{"rendered":"<p class=\"attachment\"><a href='https:\/\/stevekluger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/books-albil-3.jpg'><img width=\"205\" height=\"300\" src=\"https:\/\/stevekluger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/books-albil-3-205x300.jpg\" class=\"attachment-medium size-medium\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\" srcset=\"https:\/\/stevekluger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/books-albil-3-205x300.jpg 205w, https:\/\/stevekluger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/books-albil-3.jpg 274w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 205px) 100vw, 205px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>TRAVIS: I think I have a fever.<\/p>\n<p>GORDO: So who told you to stand under a freezing cold shower at three o&#8217;clock in the morning? Didn&#8217;t he notice your lips were turning blue?<\/p>\n<p>TRAVIS: You just don&#8217;t understand.<\/p>\n<p>GORDO: Don&#8217;t I? Travis, if you&#8217;d taken Trig with me like I asked you to, you&#8217;d know by now that it doesn&#8217;t matter if you like boys instead of girls because the formulas are all the same.<\/p>\n<p>TRAVIS: I never said I like boys!<\/p>\n<p>GORDO: Ever beat off to Penthouse?<\/p>\n<p>TRAVIS: No.<\/p>\n<p>GORDO: Ever collect baseball cards?<\/p>\n<p>TRAVIS: No.<\/p>\n<p>GORDO: How old is Barbra Streisand?<\/p>\n<p>TRAVIS: 36. Three weeks ago.<\/p>\n<p>GORDO: What do you need<\/p>\n"},"caption":{"rendered":"<p>TRAVIS: I think I have a fever. GORDO: So who told you to stand under a freezing cold shower at three o&#8217;clock in the morning? Didn&#8217;t he notice your lips were turning blue? TRAVIS: You just don&#8217;t understand. GORDO: Don&#8217;t I? Travis, if you&#8217;d taken Trig with me like I asked you to, you&#8217;d know&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-wrap\"><a href=\"https:\/\/stevekluger.com\/index.php\/books\/books-albil-3\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &ldquo;Almost Like Being in Love&rdquo;<\/span> &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n"},"alt_text":"","media_type":"image","mime_type":"image\/jpeg","media_details":{"width":274,"height":401,"file":"2021\/04\/books-albil-3.jpg","sizes":{"medium":{"file":"books-albil-3-205x300.jpg","width":205,"height":300,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/stevekluger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/books-albil-3-205x300.jpg"},"thumbnail":{"file":"books-albil-3-150x150.jpg","width":150,"height":150,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/stevekluger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/books-albil-3-150x150.jpg"},"full":{"file":"books-albil-3.jpg","width":274,"height":401,"mime_type":"image\/jpeg","source_url":"https:\/\/stevekluger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/books-albil-3.jpg"}},"image_meta":{"aperture":"0","credit":"","camera":"","caption":"","created_timestamp":"0","copyright":"","focal_length":"0","iso":"0","shutter_speed":"0","title":"","orientation":"1","keywords":[]}},"post":12,"source_url":"https:\/\/stevekluger.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/books-albil-3.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevekluger.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/58"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevekluger.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevekluger.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/attachment"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevekluger.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevekluger.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=58"}]}}